New Orleans, Louisiana
by RYAN JOE, columnist
Hurricane Dennis will probably not hit New Orleans. Florida will get the brunt of it, as usual, which is sad for them but they shouldn't have voted for Bush. God hates Florida.The elderly in Native American tribes, when they felt that their time on earth was ending, would venture out into the wilderness alone to quietly die.
That's sort of what Florida is--our big American pastel-colored wilderness where baby boomers send their parents to quietly die on the beach. It's the Nursing Home State!
Hurricane Dennis was a category 5 hurricane at one point, which would've been bad. Now it's a category 2, which is sort of wimpy and befitting of a name like Dennis.
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